Like, walk to school, man

From Create Your Own Story

You walk down the street, but a bunch of guys with knives try to mug your hippie butt.

"Give us your money, dork!", they say.

"I don't believe in monetary value", you say.

"Well I believe in kicking your ass!", the thug in charge says, attacking you,

You:

Turn the other cheek

calmly step out of the way

hit him in the groin

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