Let’s play a sex game…
From Create Your Own Story
“Let’s play a sex game.”
You all look at each other for a moment in a bit of awkwardness and then Ashley is the first to respond “Ok, I’m game.”
“How do we play?” Suzanne asks.
Dave grins deviously and produces a deck of cards seemingly out of nowhere. “Ok, here’s how it works. First you draw a card for each other person in the room, although if you’re a guy you can opt out other guys and if you’re a chick vice versa. Whoever has the high cards is your partner for that turn, follow me so far?”
“Yeah I guess so,” Ashley says, frowning. You guess that she’s probably already lost.
Dave continues, “Then if you’re a dude you draw a card for your mouth, your hand and your dick, whichever’s higher you have to use. If you’re a chick, you draw five cards, one for your mouth, your tits, your hands, your pussy and your ass. Then the two of you perform the corresponding sex act.”
“What?” Ashley asks and Hank-Hans looks a little confused as well.
“Let me show you, I’ll go first,” Dave says, dealing out three cards; one for Ashley, one for Susanne and finally one for you.
Who is Dave’s high card?
