Leave the bush alone and keep going.

From Create Your Own Story

You skip along the merry path like the dashing adventurer you are. Eventually you come to a clearing, actually there's a fountain there for some reason. The fountain is glowing and the water is streaming and looks clean to drink. What the fuck do you do?

Stand in the fountain.

Make some sort of wish.

Invest in the global-bonds market.

Spit into the well.

Piss in the well.

Make some sort of wish.

Ignore the fountain.

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