Lady Van Helsing/You believe in magic
From Create Your Own Story
You look down at your boots. They are stained with your blood, turning them to almost a ruby colour.
You close your eyes and click your heels together three times while whispering to yourself over and over, "There's no place like home. There's no place like home."
You open your eyes. It worked! It actually worked! You're standing in an open field. You escaped from hell!
Then you look around more closely, expecting to see the familiar fields and trees of your estate. But instead, this field appears to be full of corn. A dirt road runs along the edge of the large cornfield, and a middle-aged woman in a wide-brimmed hat is walking on the road.
"Excuse me, ma'am," you call out. "Could you please...um...tell me where I am?"
She gives you a strange look. "Why, you're in Kansas, of course."
Kansas. Oops. Perhaps you should have specified YOUR home while doing your magic trick.
