Kick him in the groin!
From Create Your Own Story
You kick him so hard that he somehow manages to shoot himself in the foot. You search for the girl but she is nowhere to be seen. Because she knows you're crazy. Realizing that this isn't the easiest situation to talk yourself out of, you run away as fast as you can. You hide in an alley, only to find an insane-looking man with a pistol. You kick him in the groin and steal his gun. Now what?
