Impregnate some chick named Mary. You need your son, Jesus Christ, to walk the Earth for a while
From Create Your Own Story
You select a virgin, named Mary, to bear your baby. You get her pregnant - with your magical God powers, of couse. Not in the repugnant way, in which humans reproduce.
December 25
Your son, Jesus Christ - a Capricorn, it looks like, by the way - is born. Whoopee. Now what?
| You are: | God |
