I moved here on my own
From Create Your Own Story
So you're a view hound? That's interesting. What? I'm discriminating? Nonsense.
Anyways, for purposes of the story, and all its intents, you are a story, called... hmmm... I got it!
So, as I said before, you're falling. You'll need a tender. Someone kind enough to pull you out. To retrieve you from this sad pit before you fall in too far.
Will you:
