I'm a man with a vagina

From Create Your Own Story

"Wow!And that's completely natural?! Amazing!! We have never seen anything like that before!! Your ratings are sure to be going to be through the roof but before we put you on your first episode, there still are a few more questions that I have to ask."

"Are you fertile?"

"Yes, I can get pregnant and impregnate"

"I can impregnate but not get pregnant"

I can get pregnant but I can't impregnate

I can neither get pregnant or impregnate