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From Create Your Own Story

The group makes a haughty approach.

"Gimme all yo' billz, Holmes," instructs one of the gangsters with a particularly defiant air about him. You simply stare belligerently, preparing to make your move.

"Didn't you hear me? I said, gimme the money! You wanna die Esay?!"

You pull the two desert eagles out from under your t-shirt and pull the triggers. Much to your dismay, it seems that you only had one bullet. The gangsters, who had all flinched like little girlies a moment before, proceed to beat your ass. Seeing that you haven't any billz on you, they take your kidneys to sell on the black market. You die within minutes from the obscene amounts of salmonella and E. coli on Sadistic Gerardo's hands.

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