Go with the padded dragon
From Create Your Own Story
The Princess accepts the dragon's offer knowing that her wings don't quite grant her the ability of flight. The two set off with the dragon's scent spreading across the skies. They cross over a horde of goblins who don't seem to be very friendly. The odor gets their attention and start chasing after them with advanced aircrafts.
Princess Nozomi wets her diaper a second time making it soaking wet and warns the dragon about the attack. The goblins then start firing cute seeking missiles while the dragon does barrel rolls to evade them. The princess hangs on to the dragon tight with her legs and attempts to counter attack with her arrows of light. They manages to blind most of the pilots causing all accept to airships to crash into each other. The remaining goblins manage to strike the dragon, but it turns out their missiles were made of balloons and had no effect. The Princess then leads the dragon to tackle one of the ships into the other causing them to crash. The last goblins jump out of the ships with parachutes. Nozomi catches a glimpse of one of the goblins leaking from their pants and shouts, "THAT'S WHY I WEAR DIAPERS!"
Embarrassed by her reasoning, the goblins all take out the smart phones and tweet about how the princess wears diapers. What does Nozomi and her flying steed do next?
