Go to the bar1

From Create Your Own Story

You get up and start towards the nearest bar you know of, leaving your clothes behind and just continue on your way while being covered in jizz. At first, you are pretty sure you can continue on your way without anyone stopping you, but about halfway through your journey a police car pulls up to the sidewalk your on. You feel a sudden flash of anger as you realize there are no laws prohibiting public nudity.

"How about I see some identification?", the officer says with a smirk on his face, knowing full well you do not have any.

What do you do?

Be a rude prick

Be as polite as possible

Calmly state the laws

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