Go straight back to your apartment and get drunk

From Create Your Own Story

You decide to get absolutely hammered. You stop en route to your apartment to pick up a bottle of Jack Daniel's and one of Jim Beam.

When you reach your apartment, you flip the TV on to the LOGO channel and watch RuPaul dispense fashion tips for three hours while you suck on your bottles and make trips to the bathroom. When both bottles are empty you go and lie down in your bed.

• Go directly to sleep, knowing you'll wake up with a massive hangover
• Break out your vibrator and give yourself a good orgasm first

You are possessing:
Court clerk