Go get Shelby. Make her your sandwich bitch--or "sandbitch" (you snicker)
From Create Your Own Story
"Why would I want to make you a sandwich?" Shelby whines, as you drag her back to your dorm.
"Because... I... you're a woman, so..."
"What's that supposed to mean? You're a sexist! A dirty, dirty sexist!"
You sigh, and using your manly intellect, you deduce that she is not in the mood to make you a sandwich. You're going to have to offer her something in return. Ugh--relationships are hard-ass work, bro!
"Shelby, if you make me a penis-kicking sandwich, I will...
