Go To The Food Cort.

From Create Your Own Story

A freak hot dog deepthroating accident happens at the Nathan's. This one guy tried to shove 14 of them down his throat at once, and he would have almost done it too if it weren't for a joke someone told him. The joke wasn't even that funny. This was the joke:

"Hey, what do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cow? MY ASS."

The giggling came on like a tempest, causing hot dogs to spew from the man's throat. One landed in front of you while you were walking and you stupidly slipped on it and broke your entire bone structure. You died, you dumbass. It was a goddamn hot dog. You suck(ed) at life.