Get on an imaginary bicycle and ride away

From Create Your Own Story

You lift your leg as if you're mounting a bicycle. You're surprised to find that you can feel a seat under you and pedals under your feet. The mime applauds you silently, but he looks disappointed when you bicycle away from him.

You pedal your invisible bicycle down the sidewalk. You enjoy your invisible bicycle, until you spot a fat man blocking your path. You honk your horn, but it's inaudible as well as invisible. You squeeze the bicycle's brakes and skid to a stop.

You bounce off the fat man.

"Police!" the fat man hollers. "I'm being assaulted by a mime!"

You pick yourself up. You bounced off the fat man, but he wasn't even budged by the impact. A police man steps up to the two of you.

"Okay, lady," the officer says. "You got a license to perform street theater?"

Do you:

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Health Horny & Hormonal & Silent Location:

A Side Street

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Level 1
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