GSS: Fuck It, Stay Home Today
From Create Your Own Story
You get up, put The Smiths on your iPod and light up a cigarette and stroll downstairs into the living room, your Mom is out pretending party planning is an actual job. You walk in and your Dad is laying on the sofa, "Hey Daddy, don't feel like school today, give me your card I'm gonna go down town today" you casually say as you sit on the sofa with your dad. He takes one of his cards out his wallet and dangles it above you "your Mommy's out, what you gonna give Daddy in return, Your ass or your mouth?".
Oh yeah, you've been having casual sex with your Dad for about 2 years.
