Flash your dick at the assembled nobles

From Create Your Own Story

You hike up the dress and let the court see your pecker.

"Guards!" the king bellows. "Remove that thing!"

"At once, sire!"

The guards draw their swords and slice off your willie. You fall to the floor and rapidly bleed to death. As your sight dims, you could swear you hear the voice of Treguard saying, "Ooh, nasty!"

The End.

Treasures Collected
The Water Gem	The Fire Crystal