Fire him for his insubordination
From Create Your Own Story
You turn to Frank Huang and sternly shout: "You are Frank Huang, concertmaster of the New York Philharmonic, but not anymore because I'm firing you for insubordination!"
Frank Huang raises his bow and violin above his head and melts into the floor in the same spot the last concertmaster Glenn Dicterow raised his bow and violin above his head and melted into the floor, now that his role as a functioning member of society had been fulfilled. Now what do you do?
