FairyFun/Goldi
From Create Your Own Story
You get closer to the blonde. She looks just like a princess!... And acts like one, this girl has just casually broken into somebody's house! You follow behind her.
She sits down in a chair that's obviously too small for her, then one that's far too big, and finally settles on the one she should have used in the first place. After taking a short break she performs similar tests to check how hot the soup is and how big the beds are, despite the fact that these facts should be obvious to anyone without having to check that closely. You're conflicted. You want to love this girl for how pretty she is, but the more you watch her the more you're forced to come to grips with just how amazingly stupid she is.
She is currently sleeping in a medium sized bed, when you hear the front door open. You take a peak and notice a family of bears walking into the house. Uh-oh, this must be their house. They are going to be so angry when they see the mess she's made in here.
Serves her right. It's not my job to protect this idiot, survival of the fittest!
