Eat the coupon

From Create Your Own Story

You eat the coupon. Unfortunately, you only read the front. Had you read the back, you would have seen this:

Do not ingest.  Ink may be toxic to some individuals.

Moments after swallowing, your throat swells closed and you grow dizzy. You stumble out of the alley, pass out, and drop dead.

The End.

Status
Health	Dead	Location: Just Outside An Alleyway
MP	0
Level	1