Easy Svetlana

From Create Your Own Story

Easy Svetlana is a vagrant who dies of The Clap right as Steve encounters her.

Full name: Svetlana Earl Bond

Mother's maiden name: Crazytrainin

Age: 36

Hair color: Blonde

Eye color: Jaundicey

Address: The lightpost in front of 78 Red Light Road, Hoboken, New Jersey

Occupation: Vagrant

Aliases: Nut-Nuker

Height: 5 feet, 7 inches

Weight: Not enough pounds

Disposition: Unsavory

Useful skills: Few and far between