Dad: Creep
From Create Your Own Story
After probably having gotten your daughter pregnant, you go back to your room to see your wife having gotten up and already dressed up. You follow suit and dress up in a pair of loose jeans, a white T-shirt and your fat wallet before leaving the room.
Being in a hurry, you grab a toast for you to eat, but also some candy and treats, after all, howe else will you lure them in... You take your car keys and go to the garage to pick the vehicle you would use to lure in some barely legal hottie. There were a lot from which to pick, after all the inheritance your parents left you after they died, you could probably buy out the entire town.
