D&D: Take him home yourself and give him an alibi.
From Create Your Own Story
You sigh. "Well, we can't have you getting into trouble," you say. It dawns on you - you're still quite naked. He may not know it, but you do. The thought is... wrong. Taboo. Morally disgusting. And, to your surprise, that just makes it even more enticing. Besides, who says you can't get a quick thrill from walking this kid home? Your doing a good deed first and foremost, after all! "Tell you what. I'll take you home, okay? That way she won't think you were peeping again."
The boy's face lights up. "Oh thank you miss!" he says. He starts to hug you, but you wave him off.
"Where do you live?" you ask. He points to the house you're standing next to. You stare at the wall for a moment, eyebrow quirked. It eludes you for longer than you care to admit, but finally your sharp Sorceress' mind catches on. He... he was peeping on his mother!? you think. You opt not to say anything - maybe the bard just lives with them. "Alright sweetheart," you say, taking the child's hand. You walk past the window, dropping your invisibility as you enter the streets. A few short steps later and you're walking up the stairs to the front door. You knock.
The door swing open a few moments later. The woman from the window stands before you, lute slung over her shoulder, hair pinned up, dressed in tall boots, a skirt that barely reaches her knees, and a vest held together with a single button with obviously nothing underneath. "Peter!" she exclaims. "I was looking for you. Were you peeping at me again? I heard something by the window and-"
"Oh, no ma'am," you say. "He..."
"I got lost, mom," Peter says.
Now there's no doubt, you think. Picking up his excuse, you continue, "I happened to be coming this way anyway - I live a few blocks from here myself. I thought I'd show him the way home."
The mother sighs with relief as Peter hugs her. "Oh, well, thank you, miss..."
"Talenei."
"Talenei," the mother repeats. "Well, I was off to perform this afternoon, but for bringing my little boy home safe and sound, least I can do it give you something to eat or drink. Come on in, sit down!"
Politely decline - you've got a lot of daylight left and have barely begun your naked stroll!
