Band of Orcs
From Create Your Own Story
"Hail, kinsmen!" you greet the orcs as you sit down next to them. Immediately, they all turn quiet and glare at you. A look of "who the fuck is -this- guy" clearly visible in their beady eyes.
You're starting to feel an aura of hostility. In order to prove that there aren't any hard feelings, you:
| Status | ||
| Health | Dangerously Horny, mated to Bethilda | Equipment:
Pants |
| Experience | Virgin | |
| HP | 100 | |
