Attempt to kick the squirrel's ass. You need that phone.
From Create Your Own Story
With all the rage of someone who didn't have his munchies for breakfast, you move for the squirrel. It's a small jump to the branch it's on though. You try for it... and don't make it. You plunge down to the ground and you hear a snap as your spine breaks. Paralyzed, you can only watch in horror as the squirrel hops down to the ground and pisses in your face.
"You are dead"
