A large tree.

From Create Your Own Story

And by gosh is it ever a huge-ass tree. You scramble up it and pray to god the bikers don't see you.

They don't. Roaring with maniacal laughter, they pass right under you. Breathing a sigh of relief, you take stock of your situation and realize two things. You are in a tree. You are scared shitless.

Suddenly, you notice a squirrel on the branch to your right. It's holding what looks like... you can't believe it. A satellite phone! Do you...

• Attempt to kick the squirrel's ass. You need that phone.
• Stare blankly at the squirrel for awhile and try to send it telepathic messages to give you the phone.
• Shake the branch it's on violently, making it fall to its doom.
• Decide to climb down the tree. The squirrel is just too darn cute.