A good porno, and your lonely hands
From Create Your Own Story
Whoever said you need someone else to do the work for you. You're just as good at it...you think. You're sure of it, in fact. No doubt about it. You pat your crotch reassuringly, finishing up your breakfast and putting some shoes on. It occurs to you, you haven't yet decided where to go.
Where's the best place to get a porno around here?