A girl dressed as a which

From Create Your Own Story

She was squatting against an old tree and lifting her skirt. At first you don't realize what she is doing so you try to greet her as politely as possible, but when the first sound leaves your mouth…
“Kyaa…. GET AWAY!”
She noticed you and throws a bag at you. You jump behind a tree and pretend you aren't there. You can still see the beautiful image. She was squatting over a quite large mushroom, and was inserting it inside herself.
She runs at you from behind the tree, grabs your shirt and throws you at the ground. She starts poking your face with the end of a broom as if she is brushing away the memory.
“STOP STOP STOP” you yell at every strike though she doesn't care. You roll away into a bunch of fungi and try to protect your face. She charges her next blow, though you hear her suddenly stop.
“You're…”
You look at her standing with the broom above her head.
“You're a guy?”

"Uhm, yeah..."
Kick her and hold her down
Use your time to run away