Eat plums to survive

From Create Your Own Story

You eat the whole bag of plums. Lovely. Miss Snatch comes down the stairs and says, "Noooo EATING." You say, "Okay. Don't worry about it... nigga!" Miss Snatch was absolutely furious. She called in Harrybo, who said, "Who wants to die?" What do you say back?

• "Yeah. Me."
• "I can kill people."
• Right you two. I want you to sit on the top of my googe, erect, meaty 65-year-old penis, until I cum in your hairy, unshaven little snatch, and you scream like a little girl."

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Michael Rosen