Adventures of Indiana Zach
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Revision as of 15:04, 10 June 2008
You are at a happy time in the near future 70 trillion years from now in a galaxy not far enough away. You are in a space cruiser called “The Smudge”. You are of a race called Xyhfbarjkkdj. Suddenly an utterly disgusting alien is teleported onto "The Smudge". You ask it what its name is and it hits a translator disc on it’s belt then it replies “My name is Zach.” You scream in fear and then ask what a Zach is. Zach replies “I am a human from a galaxy named after a candy bar.” You reply “The Milky Way?” Zach then says “How did you know the name?” You reply yet again “We have a candy bar here with that name, although it would probably be toxic for you. If you tried some you would die an incredibly painful death.”
You:
- Let Zach choose
- Teleport Zach back to Earth
- Play StarCraft with Zach
- Give Zach food he can eat
- Play Call of Duty 4 with Zach
- Teleport Zach back to Earth and then kill yourself
- Play Homeworld 2 with Zach
- Play Halo with Zach
NOTE: Please do not cause Zach to expirience extravogant or un-neccasary pain. If you do this you shall be procecuted by the laws set down in the Shadow Proclomation.
