-It was Principal Franklin!!!
From Create Your Own Story
"Mother of Obama!" Principal Franklin bellows. "Well, I suppose that is my fault for not knocking."
"Principal Franklin," you cry, shuffling to put your pants back on. "Why did you just barge into my apartment?"
"I wanted to talk to your mother, actually," he replies. "We're going on a date tonight."
"Really?" you wonder, incredulous. You don't remember your mom going on a date for years, and why would anyone want to date her, anyway?