(TF2: RvB)Ask the Demoman to hurt you.
From Create Your Own Story
You get this wise idea. The enemy team is rushing here while you sit there with a stupid look on your face thinking about a plan, so why not make them think your one of them, even by extreme measures.
"Stab me." You say quickly.
"Wha?" The Demoman replies with a look of disbelief.
"You have a sword, stab or hit me, no time to explain." You say looking back, hereing enemy footsteps.
"Alright." The Demoman runs over to you, and quickly takes out his sword, and slices you diagonally. It hurts, but he went easy on you. It leaves a nice bleeding slash in your disguise, meaning another good suit was ruined. With a moan, you walk backwards, holding part of your wound, yelling Medic. You take the path to the right of you, with you facing away of course. While walking backwards you hit something big and heavy.
"Sniper!" The Heavy steps aside while you suddenly feel better. The sweet relief of a Medigun drenches over you. After a moment the wounds are now suppressed, and you thank the Medic. He goes back to healing the Heavy. A large explosion is heard, followed by some slams and squishes. You hold your knife tightly and follow the duo.
"I am fully charged!" The Medic yells out. Now or never you realize. You put your knife to the Medics spine. He goes down like a rock when you pull the knife out, and disappears. The Heavy stops, but was unable to turn, as you just put your knife in the back of his neck. You pull the knife out again, now feeling taller. The Heavies corpse disappears. You head back and see the damage.
Blood litters the hallway, you can already see it and blood was able to reach the hallway you were at. A Pyro moans, laying next to a barrel. The Demoman limps over to the Pyro.
"This was one of the best days of my life matey. He says, blood dripping from his body, both his and the enemies. The entire sight of all this is somewhat sickening, but you notice that there are no Engineer body parts. This is both good and bad.
"I don't theenk I cun dou much more without some aid and a drink boyo." The Demoman says wielding his sword.
Finish off the Pyro and dismiss the Demoman.
