+infinity/Punch the man as hard as you can

From Create Your Own Story

You gave him a left hook on the face, or should i say, that's what you tried to do, because you are so small, you could only punch him in his fat belly. He laughed at your useless eforts to hurt him, and stabed you in the face. You were gang-raped for 5 straight hours before you finally died. Loser.

Hey, look, a light in the end of the tunnel! Go for it!

You are:

A 10-year-old male