+Infinity/The paperclip, i'll show these guys that you don't need to be macgyver to use networking!

From Create Your Own Story

Why not? Paperclips work for almost every situation! You grab the paperclip, and when the gang members are just a few meters from you, you jump on them, punching them hard with the paperclip, and when killed one of the members, you cuted the other two in half. You look at the blood mess you have done, but well, it's not so bad. You won the fight against an entire gang of bullies! You go to home, proud that you can kick some ass without the help of your father. After two days, you defeated all of the gangs on your street, and became the mighty ruler of the gangs. Congratulations!

What if things have gone in other ways? well...

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A 10-year-old male