+Infinity/Attack House(7)

You want to attack another house. But since you know you will win, you decide to text the hacker a little request.

Hey, hacker, what's your name?

Luckily the hacker had his phone turned on at the time.

My name is Steven.

Okay, Steven. As you probably know, I can easily destroy a House and it's occupants and the guards. And I'm attacking one right now.

Yes. And where are you going with this?

Since I can obviously do this, would you mind destroying it and giving ME the XP instead?

Hmm, I do find it a waste of time to do something you know you can already do easily.

Exactly my point.

Hey! Brian. Don't talk while I think.

A long, long, long, long, long, long time later...

Brian, if your there, I have finished considering it.

Finally! What have you been doing this whole time?

Oh well I played about 3 hours of Minecraft, 2 hours of Call of Duty, watched 4 hours of Top Gear, and ate a snack, dinner, and dessert.

... So you basically just used this time to troll me into waiting about 15 hours?

Basically, yes. And whats even more funny is that you can't rebel from me because you were created to obey me! Hilarious.

You are:

A web virus