Your nipples are so hard you could cut diamonds
From Create Your Own Story
You run to the bathroom to hop in the warm shower. A lovely way to start the day. Your morning routine goes off without a hitch and you head to your cafe. You thank whatever god is out there that your parents were willing to let you live in their house on the outskirts of town, instead of being cramped inside the tiny flat above the cafe, police sirens going off at all hours of the night.
You open up the cafe at 9am. You don't get the work rush, but the tourists flying in to see the farm more than makes up the difference. Business carried on as usual during the morning, but when 2pm rolled around, something unusual happened:
