You lie, and tell them it's a punishment enforced by your parents.
From Create Your Own Story
"Nope." you lie, "This is a punishment from my parents. I didn't get good enough grades last semester so they told me that I would lose my clothing privileges until I could prove I was trying harder."
"Bullshit!" Liz retorts, "your parents can't just make you go naked everywhere as a punishment, that's got to be against the law."
"Actually, the state legislature just passed a law that says that your parent or legal guardian can legally punish you in any manner they see fit, so long as it doesn't cause physical or serious mental harm." you reply, though obviously this is completely untrue.
"I never heard of that, but I guess it makes sense. You seem way too cool about it though, if my parents did that to me I'd lose it!" Megan replies.
"Well, I figure there's nothing I can do about it, so the best thing to do is show that it doesn't bother me. They want me to be embarrassed, so if I let this get to me, I'm letting them win." you say, with a completely straight face, while simultaneously thinking "I can't believe they're buying this!"
"Hmm, makes sense, hopefully this doesn't encourage our parents to make us go naked, there's no way I could hold it together like you do!"
The rest of the bus ride is uneventful, aside from everyone staring at your tits. You think to yourself over ways to not get caught. "Maybe I can convince the school that nudity is a traditional religious punishment in my family, and that it would be religious discrimination to suspend me for it." you ponder, as the bus pulls into the school. You decide to go straight to class, as your homeroom teacher is rather gullible and would probably believe your story.
Which class is this?
