YWD: Find some cool things to play with?

From Create Your Own Story

You trot downstairs to the kitchen and rummage through the cupboards and the fridge. You find some cans of baked beans, a couple of bananas and a cucumber that has passed its use-by date and is rather soft and bendy. Will you:

• YWD: Shove the bananas up your cunt and the cucumber in your anus?
• YWD: Fill your cunt with baked beans and push the bananas up your anus?
• YWD: Leave these items alone and go instead to the bathroom to get messy?