What the hell is this?
From Create Your Own Story
"This is the transporter room on the Federation starship Enterprise," Kirk says. "I am Captain James T Kirk and you are an ensign under my command. Are you prepared to report your findings, ensign, or are you in need of medical assistance?"
Do you:
| Status | ||
| Health | Horny | Location: |
| MP | 0 | |
| Level | 5 | |
