UDX: BE9: Help Josh with the fireplace
From Create Your Own Story
Chris: Josh, can I help you in any way with this fireplace?
Josh: I know just the way you can help me.
Josh seems to have the most evil smile you've ever seen.
Josh: We're out of matches here, so the only matchbox on the mountain is at the guest cabin.
Chris: The guest cabin?
Josh: When we used to come up here all the time my parents would go to the guest cabin to fuck the shit out of eachother.
Chris: Oh.
Josh: Yeah, they have a kama sutra and everything.
Chris: Cool.
Josh: You should go to the guest cabin and get matches for me. So I can light the fire.
Chris: Isn't it like really far away? I can't go there by myself. You of all peo-
Josh: Take Ashley with you then. Go to the cabin, fuck her brains out, and then bring me back the matchbox, capisce?
