UDX: BE25: No, you're a liberal pansy
From Create Your Own Story
Sam: No. I'm a liberal. I'm afraid it will make me a murderer.
Chris: I don't know why I even asked you to be honest. You're so dumb you probably think a real estate developer can't build a wall.
You are now Chris. You are humorous, methodical, and protective. You have a huge crush on Ashley. You are looking down the barrel of your gun.
You start shooting targets and you don't miss a single one.
Sam: Nice shooting, Tex.
You do a dumb little dance.
Chris: Oh Yeah! I'm a badass!
Sam: Anyone and their brother could shoot targets that close. Show me a real shot, gun nut!
Chris: You're right, Hillary's henchmen could've made that shot blindfolded if she gave the kill order.
As if on cue a squirrel sits on a stump.
What do you shoot?
