The Bouncer

From Create Your Own Story

The bouncer is a giant bear of a man: very tall, broad shoulders, bulging muscles, wrapped in a tight tank-top with BOUNCER emblazoned across the front with a thick pelt of hair sticking out and a pair of tight leather pants that leave little to the imagination. Although you are at first surprised by this, you realize that some of the clientele are just as buff, and just as intimidating, so it's not hard to understand why the bar would want someone like this. Unfortunately, you don't really have much time to dwell on this hunky bear, as he's got a nasty expression on his face, and he's trying to shout something at you. The music completely drowns him out, though, so he drags you off the dance floor and to a quieter area of the bar.

"Look, I watch every face that walks into this bar. I know I didn't see yours, and that means you didn't pay the cover."

How do you respond?

Status
Health Horny Location:

Nuclear War Gay Bar

MP 0
Level 1
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