Tell her to kill these fucking Skyfoogles!

From Create Your Own Story

Melanie starts throwing melons at the Skyfoogles and all the time, the Skyfoogles are not taking any notice of Melanie. A Skyfoogle attacks Melanie and she keels over and dies - kaboom!

• Fight them off yourself
• Kill the army of Skyfoogles with the Atomic Plum
• Finger Melanie's tight snatch

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Michael Rosen