Take a smelly shit on your test paper

From Create Your Own Story

You suddenly jump on the table, pull down your panties and skirt and release a large splat of liquidy shit from your anus, covering it with the brown splodge that came from your very bowels. What next?

• Tell the teacher you "accidentally" shat on your paper.
• Take another shit, this time in the face of the boy sitting behind you
• Eat your teacher

You are:

A 10-year-old girl