TAAS/Rubbing
From Create Your Own Story
You start rubbing the lamp. As if in a story of cliche, the lamp unsurprisingly produces a genie!
"Thank you very much," it says. "Since you have freed me and I'm a standard genie, I can grant you three wishes. They've updated the rules to avoid the "wishing for more wishes" wish, though. Other than that, feel free to wish for anything."
"Sure," you say. "I wish for-"
"Oh! But first, what shall I call you?"
You think for a second, then say:
