Squeeze your tits as you walk home

From Create Your Own Story

You walk home while exploring your breasts.

You love the way your breasts jiggle when you walk.

"Why would women ever confine their breasts in a bra?" you think to yourself.

You're now home. Do you:

• Die

• Test out the durability of breasts

• Finger yourself

You are:

An 18-year-old man with boobs