Spork - "Meh."
From Create Your Own Story
With a "meh" you go downstairs, ready to munch on some waffles. Your father follows you, bringing the spork with him. "Son," he says, determining your gender, "this spork...i-it might sound strange, but...I just know it. With this you can become the warrior you've always wanted to be. And I want you to take it..."
