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- 21:38, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Wait for later, she can't be here all day. (Created page with 'She doesnt leave REKT. Yes, all the options on this page are fails. Dont steal idiot. Category: A Cyka Adventure.')
- 21:36, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Ask her if she is going anywhere so you can take it before she leaves. (Created page with 'She says no. gg.')
- 21:34, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Tackle her to the floor and steal her credit card right in front of her. (Created page with 'You feel her skin is weird. You decide to tear it off and that reveals the truth.......... YOUR MOM IS JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHN CEEEEEEEEENNNAAAA! You get insta-shrekt. [[Cate…')
- 21:31, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Chroma 2 (Created page with 'Chroma 2 is so bad you idiot. Buy something Russians would buy. Category: A Cyka Adventure.')
- 21:30, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) No, play Minecraft.
- 21:30, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Fucking DDOS that kid. (Created page with 'You don't know how to DDOS....... Category: A Cyka Adventure.')
- 21:30, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Yell BLYYAAAATTTTTTT. (Created page with 'Turns out, he recorded. You go viral and all your friends hate you. Shrekt. Category: A Cyka Adventure.')
- 21:29, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N No, play Minecraft. (Created page with 'You log onto a Minecraft server and a fellow Russian hacks you and destroys your house that took you 1 second to build. Do you: *Fucking DDOS that kid. *[[Yell BLYYAAAATTTTT…')
- 21:28, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) Yes! Yell at HER!
- 21:27, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Yes! Yell at HER! (Created page with 'Вы идиот мама ты маленький ботаник идти убивать себя в яму глубоко под землей , я не забыл, что ты ! …')
- 21:23, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) Yell at your Mom, She took your Club Penguin account away. (top)
- 21:23, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Yell at your Mom, She took your Club Penguin account away. (Created page with 'Are you sure? *Yes! *No, play Minecraft. Category: A Cyka Adventure')
- 06:42, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) Time for Master time
- 05:57, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Take your mom's credit card and buy a karambit fade stattrak. (Created page with 'You want to fill them pockets with the greens you know? You see your Mom. What do you do? *Tackle her to the floor and steal her credit card right in front of her. *[[Ask he…')
- 05:55, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Just play the game already. (Created page with 'Wait why would you ACTUALLY play the game. I mean first off, you are a Russian. Russians only play the game when they want to annoying someone and scream in the mic. Second, ever…')
- 05:43, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Say "nice shot :o" in chat. (Created page with 'The guy says thanks and you move on. You go A long again and get pre-fired....again....by the same guy. You are certain this is luck or hacks. The next round you are forced to sa…')
- 05:42, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N FUCKING REPORT THIS BITCH!! (Created page with 'You reported his ass out of rage. Turns out, he was actually hacking! Your Russian raging has finally helped you. The hacker gets VAC banned and your team wins 16-7.')
- 05:41, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Buy up. You cannot lose the second round if you are equipped! (Created page with 'Great choice. You just aced the whole match and now the team is inspired to win. You rush A long and you noticed you get pre-fired with an AWP. You: *[[FUCKING REPORT THIS BITCH…')
- 05:40, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Save, the more money the better. (Created page with 'Your teammates suggest to buy armor. You disagree. You go A long and get 1 tapped with the USP-S. Your team loses 4-16.')
- 05:39, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N (With your best English,) Rush B. (Created page with 'Your team all rushes B. You guys win the pistol round. What next? *Save, the more money the better. *Buy up. You cannot lose the second round if you are equipped!')
- 05:38, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Суки ебать шлюха убить себя. (Created page with '"What?" A teammate responds. You guys loose 2-16. Your rank is now Silver 3. ''' REKT'''')
- 05:37, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Cool! I will do some match-making with this skin. (Created page with 'You go into match-making on Dust II. Why not? Your teammates are English. You are Russian. The first thing you say to them is: *(With your best English,) Rush B. *[[Суки…')
- 05:34, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N EW! Imma sell this ugly shit. (Created page with 'You sell the AWP and get 20 dollars. You purchase Barbey Doll : Warfare Anal 2 and start to play it. This is your new favorite game. Forever Forever Forever Forever Forever Fore…')
- 05:33, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Phoenix (Created page with 'You buy 20 Phoenix cases. You open the first case and get an AWP | Asiimov! Amazing! *EW! Imma sell this ugly shit. *Cool! I will do some match-making with this skin.')
- 05:32, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Rage because Gaben should have given you a KNIEVV (Created page with 'You walk to valve headquarters and see Gaben is waiting for you. You ask him why you can't have a knife. He says: "You are 12 years old with no responsibilities." You get mad, go…')
- 05:30, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Open more, that's why I bought more! (Created page with 'The next 5 cases you open are all Galil-ar | Kami's. Out of rage, you open 1 more and receive a M4A4 Desert Strike.... A 5 DOLLAR RED SKIN?!?!?!??! CYKKAAAAAAA BLYYYAAATTTTTTTT!!…')
- 05:28, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Huntsman (Created page with 'You buy 20 huntsman cases. You open the first case and receive a P90 | Module. Fuck.... not off to a good start. Do you: *Open more, that's why I bought more! *[[Rage becaus…')
- 05:25, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Open cases. Why not? (Created page with 'You don't seem to have money. That's okay. You find your mom's money from the strip club and take that. You go to the market and buy cases. Which ones do you buy? *Huntsman …')
- 05:24, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Play CS:GO (Created page with 'The glorious CS:GO matchmaking system fills you with determination. What do you do on CS:GO? *Open cases. Why not? *Just play the game already. *[[Take your mom's credit…')
- 05:22, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N Kill Yourself. (Created page with 'You take out your personal nuke and apply it up the ass. Boom. UR DED. rip')
- 05:21, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) A Cyka Adventure
- 05:20, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) N A Cyka Adventure (Created page with 'You awaken at god damn 3 AM. I mean, what else do Russians do? As a Soviet Russian you do not do many things in this world. *Kill Yourself.* *Play CS:GO* *[[Yell at your…')
- 05:15, 14 May 2016 (hist) (diff) All PG-13 Stories (→PG13 Stories)
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