Short And Random XXII/Go talk to Satan

You go and see Satan. He is a little busy, torturing someone at the moment.

But get his attention anyhow.

"Satan," you say. "How can I get out of Hell and into Heaven?"

Satan looks at you with fire in his eyes.

"You don't. You are my bitch forever!" Satan laughs an evil laugh.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" you scream.

THE END