Ruthless
From Create Your Own Story
YOU: I built up a reputation as a ruthless operative who got the job done at all costs, like the Terminator but more badass. Nothing got in my way. It all came to a head on Torfan, where got like, a bajillion men killed. Maybe even a Squillion men. But you know what? I got the job done. And to me, that was all that mattered.
YOU: 'Cause I'm a badass.
MIRANDA makes the "BU-BUUUUH" wrong answer noise.
MIRANDA: Not quite, sorry. But close! According to this:
"You were on Akuze doing some unspecified military thing, and your entire unit was attack by Thresher Maws. Pretty stupid of you not to bring a Mako or something, I guess, or not to peg up your tents over something other than sand, but there you are. They tore apart your whole unit, but you managed to miraculously survive by being really, REALLY good at running and hiding. Some would call you a hero. You would say no- you were just doing your job."
YOU: Come on. I was THERE. Doesn't my word count for anything?
JACOB (Conspiratorially): So Commander, according to the file, you managed to snag yourself one fine piece of tail on your last mission.
YOU (startled): What? Who told you that?
MIRANDA (Laughing): Come on, Commander, Don't be coy! Who was it?
You say:
